If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (2025)

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a dark comedy drama directed and written by Mary Bronstein. The film follows Linda, a woman whose life is unraveling on multiple fronts. As she struggles to manage her child’s puzzling illness, cope with an emotionally distant husband, and investigate the sudden disappearance of a friend, Linda’s grip on normalcy weakens. To make matters worse, her relationship with her therapist grows increasingly combative, adding to the mounting chaos around her.

The movie balances biting humor with genuine moments of vulnerability, offering a sharp commentary on modern anxieties, fractured relationships, and the complexities of mental health. Through Linda’s spiraling journey, viewers witness how humor and heartache coexist when life refuses to stay in line.

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If I Had Legs I’d Kick You delivers a compelling and unpredictable character study where absurdity and raw emotion collide. With standout performances and a sharp script, it presents an offbeat, honest look at how people cope when life spirals out of control.